Flatu's Farthesaurus

[Flatuface]

I once compiled a list of possible fart terms for use with The Fart Girls and so I don't have to worry about losing my lists ever I'll post them into the public record now....
(donations welcome)
A
aerosolized stool
after dinner mint
aftershocks
air
air attack
air biscuit
air blast
air buffet
air monkey
air pigeon
air poop
air tulip
almond toast
anal acoustics
anal escape of wind
anal exhale
anal emissions
anal oxide
anal retreat
anus evacuation
Arkansas barking spiders
ars musica
arse blast
arse cruncher
ass dropping
ass flapper
ass rumble
assasination
atmosphere of Uranus
B
B.P n Bad Patrol -
back draft
back end blow out
backblast
backdoor trumpet
backfire
bae
bake breeze biscuits
bake brownies
Ball tearer
Balloon fart
bark
barking rats
Barking Spider
barley boast
Barn burner
barney
bean bombers
bean fumes
beaver leaver
beefer
beer fart
belching clown
bend a valve
bender
big spit-up
Big Stinky
bilabial fricative
bingo
blampf
blanket bomb
blare-ass
blazer
blinking browneye
blow a fart
blow a gasket
blow ass
blow dirt
blow dust
blow fish
blow kisses
blow mud
blow off
blow one’s O-ring
blow smoke
blow the sparkplugs
blow your horn
blow-by
blowing heat
blue bomber
blue darts
blupper
blurp
blurt
boa’s belch
boff
bologna sandwich essence
Boom
boom-boom
boomper letters
booty bomb
bork
bottom burp
botty burp
botty cough
bram
bratwurst bugle
bratwurst butt belch
break the seam
break wind
breather
breezer
brewer’s fart
Bronx Cheer
brown air biscuit
brown haze
brown mist
brown pants fart
brown speckled mallard
brown-body radiation
brownster
brun canard
buang angin
bubblers
bubbling acid
buck snort or bucksnort
buddy
bull snort
bum and flutter
bum blower
bung blast
bunghole blasts
bunghole buzzer
bunsen burners
burners
burnout
burp that comes out the wrong end
burp that went astray
bust a grumpy
bust ass
butt bark
butt bomb
butt bongos
butt breather
butt burp
butt burps
butt buster
butt cheek bubbles
butt cheek squeak
butt flapper
butt moose
butt mutt
butt trumpets
butt wind
butt yodeling
butthole blowout
bvoy n good ferts

[Sockratease]

Originally Posted by Flatuface

A
B

C, D... ?

[salsashark]

anal symphony
bunghole blasts
cantankerous cornholes
deadly dutch oven
gass masters
gravy stains
heinous anuses
hydrogen bombs
insane in the methane
panty burps
rectal rooters
song of the sphincter
the sound and the fury

(william faulkner is rolling over in his grave at that last one.)

[Flatuface]

The lists are in different places and need to be compiled and cleaned up. I would love to spend the next couple hours scouring text documants on my computer for fart term alternatives but i can't.

But I got C done and I'll get to D sometime today. Salsa I added your "c" term and I'll update "a" and "b" too. I am relatively sure "heinous anuses" isn't in my notes anywhere also.


cabbage captivator
cabbage fart
can o' chedder
cano fart
cantankerous cornholes
carpet creeper
carpet slipper
carpet stainer
case of swamp ass
Chanel No. 2
cheek flapper
cheese toasty
cheeser
chemical warfare
Chemist’s Fart
chemold
chert
chili killy
chold
chou pi
chuff
chunder
Church fart
churchhouse creepers
Cincinatti cyanide
clear one’s throat
cleft a boofer
Cockney cheers
code blue
colon bowlin’
colon calamities
cook eggs
cooked cauliflower cocktail
cop fart
cornhole tremor
coughing fart
country cough
couper le fromage
covered wagon
crack ass
crack rattler
crack the ripper
crap a fart
crepidus
crepitate
crop dusting
crunchy frog
cushion creepers
cut a gasser
cut a melon
cut a walnut
cut chedder
cut muffins
cut one
cut the cheese
cut the provolone
cyanide substitute

[Sockratease]

Well...

Handy Reference, this!

[JeeBee]

haha nothing to bring in any more, damn, maybe in my language?

Fart = scheet, ruft

[Flatuface]

D

davebrok
deal one
death poot
deer grunt
deer snort
degas
dej
demonstrate Boyle’s Law
desert varnish
dirt road dust
dog fart
doofu
doozer
doozy
dot’dot
double flutterblast
draw mud from the bottom of the pond
dribbly
drifters
drig
drive by
drop a cookie
drop a fart
drop a ringo
drop a rose
drop ass
drop dead fart
drop one
drop one’s guts
drop your guts
duck call
duck tread
Dutch oven
duvet lifter

[debaser389]

NIce work...lol. :-D

[adyc]

haha nice

[Flatuface]

oops forgot about this thread...

E&F

effluviate
eggberter
eggy whiffo
emit a fart
enclosed fart
EPA red alert
erupt one
essence of Emeril
essence of the anus
evacuation siren
excreted gas
execute one
explosion between the cheeks
extreme fumagatory essence
fahrt
fang pae
fang pi
fannitosis
fanny beep
fanny bubble
fanny fart
fanny halitosis
fardullah
fart combo
fart like a popcorn machine
fartaholic
fartattack
fartcar
fartknocker
fartorama
fartrogen dioxide
Fartvergnugen
fat lady delight
feather fart
fecal clouds
fessa
fickle fuzz
fing
fingi
fire in the hole
fizz
fizz-fuzz
fizzy fuzz
flabbergaster
flame throwers
flaming cornhole
flatulate
Flatulence
flatulencia
Flatulent
flatus
Flatus n
float an air biscuit
flooper
floorboard lifter
flotch
fluff
fluffy
fluid drive
flurpies
flutter blast
flutter the sheets
flutterblast
fly breaking the sound barrier
fog horn
follow through
foo-foo
foyon
freep
frit
frump
Furz
furzen
fuss
the fuzz

[gumbie_goodhead]

That last one reminds me of an old joke:

The Blonde was asked, "Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

"No! But I bet it hurts!"

Sorry. I knew better, but just couldn't help it! Better out than in!