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Old 11-28-2007, 03:54 PM
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Default Re: Taylor is GROWING BUSTY

I think she'll have to do at least a topless jumping jack video[but she might want to wear a football helmut for safety] to prove her boobies are geniune 100% grade AAA[hmmm ..or DDD??]....I think there are still some non believers out there who can't believe our Goddess Taylor is the real deal....
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:36 PM
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Default Re: One day in the life of my goddess

You forgot slaves signing over power of attorney to Mistress Taylor for all their valuable assets....and she might want her 12" dildo permanetly shoved up her bitchboys asses.
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:44 PM
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Default Can a transexual be a goddess??

...if that's not showing commitment to a cause then I don't know what it takes...
If not, is there anything a guy can do to get in this VERY exclusive club???
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:52 PM
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Mistress taylor certainly has a way with words...and a whip....and a strapon...and a boot....and a fart...and I think she can kill with her boobies or buns of steel....pick your poison and method to die...
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Old 12-08-2007, 12:45 PM
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A male and female whale are swimming in the ocean,when on the horizon the male whale spies a whaling ship.He identifies it as the same ship that killed his dad.Very angry he starts swimming towards it cmon he tells the female lets swim under that ship and blow till we sink that it,she agrees and when they arrive they dive and blow really hard,the ship shot straight up out of the water,when it came back down it shattered into a million pieces.As they were swimming away the male whale noticed some of the men clinging to the wreckedge he turned around and started back toward them lets eat the survivers he said to the female,what a minute she said I agreed to the blowjob but no way will eat the seamen--------------Mike
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:03 PM
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Yes, years ago for a party event. Ir was interesting
I dont remember a whole lot about it
party...hmmm...memory clouded by all the bitchboys worshipping you as their supreme goddess? Oh the life of royalty....what's it like to be surrounded by bitchboys and slaves catering to your every desire and you sitting on your throne ordering them to defile themselves for your amusement???
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One day a lion was walking through the jungle and heard a cry for help coming from a hole in the ground...a tiger had fallen into the trap and couldn't get out.
The lion being the king of the beasts and always there for his fellow animals ran to get his Porshe 911 (it's good to be the king) and tied a rope to the bumper, lowered the rope to the tiger....and drove away allowing the tiger to pull his way out of the hole to safety.

Several weeks later the same tiger was walking through the jungle when he heard his friend the lion calling from the same hole. The tiger wanted to repay his debt to his friend so he straddled the hole and lowered his cock down telling the lion to grab hold of his cock to pull himself to safety. Within minutes the lion was out of the hole and safe.

The moral of the story.......if you have a big cock, you don't need a Porshe 911
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:30 PM
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Well, Mistress Taylor, since You started with a blonde joke, here's another:

Two blondes in Oklahoma City are talking, and one says, "Which is closer, Florida or the Moon?" The other looks at her scornfully and replies, "Duh, the Moon, of course. Can you see Florida from here?"

How many blonde jokes are there?


None - all those stories are true.

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Old 12-10-2007, 06:10 PM
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Hmmm...is a virgin here someone who's never had his ass ripped apart by a 12"' strapon by a domme???...just curious...
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:29 PM
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Ask her if she would like power of attorney for all your assets?....and then ask her to send you a $10,000 to pay the attorney...once you get to 10g's send me $8.000....and $1,000 for Mistress Taylor...$1,000 for you...
BTW maybe Mistress Taylor would like your power of attorney...might as well...she apparently has every guys balls in this forum..so what's money...disregard the previous advise...this ad sounds like a clear scam...
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:35 PM
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I did several videos like this before I stopped working for other companies. Now I only shoot femdom. No girls are EVER submissive in any of the videos on any of my sites. Ok, I shot one sub female armpit clip with two girls in stink planet but that is it.
It is really hard for me to dominate a female unless she REALLY loves it and even then it just feels weird. I love working with other women to dominate men.
How about a little girl dominating you??...Or what about a transexual...they tend to be very aggressive?...Mistress taylor vs. Hollywoods #1 pre opt tranny......to win you can twist his penis off...
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:41 PM
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I dont know what happened to my other answer.



As far as what you wrote,

"Or are we men just expected to grovel at the feet of any mistress that will give us the time of day in the hope of some attention, or even some kind of relationship?"

I would LOVE this but it is not something you need to do. I have heard a LOT of horror stories from slaves about Alt. I met a couple great slaves from Alt for my videos but have to tell you I had to go through tons of fake slaves to weed them out. If I were you I would not give up on alt but be very careful.
If you suspect something weird it is usually the case with this stuff. I would also recommend Collarme.com and like you said local groups .
KEEP US POSTED and if you have any questions you have a whole forum that is here to help.
Fake slaves...fake dommes...what is this world coming to????
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:52 PM
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which company shot it? I did a lot of those. They were so much fun to shoot
Catfight meaning you loved beating up other girls???...hmmm....but here you refuse to have any female dominated in any way ...
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:29 PM
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..suffers from narcolepsy.....still want to be smothered????
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:50 PM
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Thank you. I love the idea of shooting anything semi or public. This is a great idea.
Hmmm...an exhibitionist and a slave in public....who is your favorite audience...other pathetic slaves, other dommes or just your avg general public who has never seen anything like a hot domme humiliating,abusing a slave in public??
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Old 12-12-2007, 07:53 PM
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...cause Mistress Taylor thanked me. ..but sorry no I'm not ready die yet. ..I put the razor blades and hemlock away for now
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Mistress Taylor in her big bad pickup..ooooh.....hmmmm with a gun rack within her reach.?????..uh oh.....forgive me Goddess for all the pathetic jokes I've posted...just harmless juvenile attempts at humor...you forgive me right, my supreme Goddess???...oh please ...mercy...thank you oh supreme benevolent Goddess...god bless you.
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An English guy, a Scottish guy, and an Irish guy all order a pint at the bar. Each of their beers have a fly in them. The English guy gets upset and says, "This is ridiculous, I demand another beer, in a fresh glass!" The Scottish guy takes the fly out and drinks his pint. The Irish guy takes the fly out, holds it up to his face and screams, "Give me back my beer, you son of a bitch!"
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot
grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over
his shoulder and saw that the
bear was closing in on him.

He looked over
his shoulder again, and the bear was
even closer. He tripped
and fell on the ground. He rolled over to
pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him
with his left paw and raising his
right paw to strike him.

At that instant
the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light
shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my
existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit
creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and
spoke:

'Lord bless this
food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord,
Amen.'
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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then.






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Amazingly simple home remedies:
1-If you are chocking on an icecube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat,Presto the blockage is gone.
2-Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3-Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4-For high blood pressure sufferers--Simply cut yourself and
bleed for afew minutes,thus reducing the pressure on your veins,Remember to use a timer
5-A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6-If you have a bad cough,take a large dose of laxatives;then you'll be afraid to cough.
7-You only need two tools in life-WD-40 and duct tape,If it doesn't move and should,use the WD-40.If it shouldn't move and does.use the duct tape.
8-Remember-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9-If you can't fix it with a hammer,you've got an electric problem.------Mike
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A Pirate walks in to a bar...

(Gotta LOVE that opening!)

Anyway, A Pirate walks in to a bar with a big Steering Wheel sticking up out of his pants.

The Bartender says "Hey! You've got a big steering wheel sticking up out of your pants."

The Pirate says "Arrr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts!"
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we
have our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to
code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in
the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light
bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these
people from
the dark, check to make sure I don't miss any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one takes advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
off the walls
and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light
bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
in the
dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....


Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
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Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll
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Blatantly Stolen from another forum:

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you - I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay? Doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again






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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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Some fart jokes...sorry if they were already posted since I haven't checked the whole thread...

1. What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.

2. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor.

I'll post the others as soon as I can recall. I like fart jokes because I'm immature or is it just that farts are really that funny? In Mistress Taylor's case they are actually sexy...which is kind of funny that farts have become erotic because of her mystique. Fart fart fart.
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how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2, but you have to wonder how they got in there.
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How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

27, YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo
of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks."No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping
to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery
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True story: After her 4th child my sister-in-law suggested that her husband get a vasectomy. She was not alone as eight of her friends also had broods ranging from 3 to 7 children. The only problem is this is Ireland, a Catholic country where vasectomies are not allowed. So the husbands decided to go on holiday to Liverpool for the operation. The moral of the story: "A snip in time saves nine."
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