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Old 06-28-2007, 11:11 PM
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Default 10 Ways to Ruin a First Date

1. Don't look like your picture. Post an old picture from when you were thinner or had more hair.
Or you could post a photo of someone else: your daughter (folks always say you could be twins, right?), a model you plucked from an online site (hey, didn't you say you always wanted to be a model?), or your "sort of" twin brother (non-identical).
2. Don't make any special effort to present yourself well. Dress for a first meeting the way you would for a Saturday night at home, rationalizing that you want to appear "real" and be liked for the way that you are.
Maybe it is a kindness to show, right up front, what your date's Saturday nights would be like if they were to marry you!
3. Be late. Nothing says you couldn't care less than to be late





Nothing says you couldn't care less than to be late. While arriving early might give you the advantage of being able to see your date before he/she sees you, being late implies you are too important to be polite.
4. Forget your wallet. Male or female, the "I forgot my wallet" schtick is the fastest route to being labeled cheap.
If you are a guy and this is a coffee date, springing for both cups is a bargain-rate way to look good. And ladies, men notice if you offer to pay, even if they insist on opening their wallet for your latte.
5. Use your cell phone. Go ahead, plunk your cell phone down on the table between the two of you, leave it on and answer every call, taking as long as you want while ignoring your date.
Cell phones are the best excuse for blanket rudeness that has been invented. They have no place on a date, except as a safety mechanism.
6. Brag. My grandma used to say "Don't brag," and when you are on a date, she was -- and is -- so right.
However, if you can't resist, talk about the price you paid for your car, flash your Rolex, and prop your implants on the table. Tell how important you are at work and how many men or women are dropping at your feet. See how your date reacts...





See how your date reacts... if they are still at the table.
7. Complain. Whine. Grouse. Say how no one listens to you and you are looking for someone who will.
Go on and on about your health problems or, better yet, your dietary quirks. Then notice that your date is in such a rotten mood, whine about that, and chalk this date up to yet another one of those horrid experiences.
8. Be rude. To your date, and to everyone around you. Talk down to the waitperson and don't leave a tip. Complain to the management about the poor service. Ask your date what the last STD they had was or whether they are still fertile.
If you must, really pull out the stops and get all your orifices going: burp, pass gas, scratch scabs, pick your nose or blow it on your hand.
9. Try to get sexy. Tell your date that she is turning you on and you want to see her naked. Move in too close too fast, hugging, touching or kissing, despite what your date is signaling.
Grab his butt when you meet. Wear clothes that are too short, too tight and in general too slutty. Talk sexy and do it loud.
10. Tell dirty, racist or just plain poor-taste stories. You know that you are funny, especially after you have a couple of drinks. If it is a coffee date, then stop off for a couple of quick ones before you get there.
You know that men (or women) like a good sexy joke, so fire away. And most people think that racist or bathroom stories are hilarious, so your date should too. After all, you want a partner who can take a joke, don't you?
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:23 PM
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LOL, i'm going to use all those tips on my next date, especially the one about dressing slutty (being a guy this will be interesting :) :) :)

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Old 06-28-2007, 11:29 PM
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Default Re: 10 Ways to Ruin a First Date

It was very interesting to read. Useful information.
But i have thought about some new thread (or post):
" 10 ( or other number) ways to PLEASE such woman as Mistress Taylor" ;-)
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There's another one they forgot.

Here's #11 .........

One other way to ruin a first date is........go out with me.
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There's another one they forgot.

Here's #11 .........

One other way to ruin a first date is........go out with me.
WHAT??? It sounds like you are in a worse mood than me!!!
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Old 06-29-2007, 06:59 AM
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WHAT??? It sounds like you are in a worse mood than me!!!
If You think that's bad...

You should see what I refrained from posting!!!
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Got to go along with Schoolboy, that would be a much more positive ( & potentially rewarding!!) question.
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Default Re: 10 Ways to Ruin a First Date

Those are 10 effective ways, but I like to try to borrow money on a first date. For my car, an operation (to make me a "whole" woman,) score some drugs, pay off my bookie before my legs get broken or just to pay for the date.

And if she actually lends me some, KA-CHING!

My Daddy always said, "Give the girls your name and number, but never the right ones of both!"
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really gr8 article mistress taylor

next time i ll try to remember not to do any thing of that
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that stuff is so true
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that stuff is so true
Especially the one about burping or passing gas. I can tell you guys, DON'T put your butt on her ear and fart real loud while shouting "NAGASAKI!" Girls don't like that.
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Here is 12-I must have you because my girlfriend doesn't understand me.--
13-He/she wants me. But then again, who doesn't?
14-Pay attention to me or I'll kill myself. Stop talking to that person or I'll kill myself right now.

Tell how important you are at work and how many men or women are dropping at your feet. See how your date reacts...>>> Aren't I an interesting person? Can you believe how incredible I am?If you don't kiss my ass, I'll be very upset with you. You need to validate me-
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Thanks for your 10 ways to be ruined....
But I will not follow this....

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Mistress,
Very well put. The level of ignorance in this world is astonishing.
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lol hahahaha
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