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Old 04-21-2012, 03:43 AM
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Not sure if*all* of our Dominant Women will find *all* of this funny, but as one who deals with such documents regularly I found it hilarious!

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Old 04-21-2012, 05:37 PM
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Okay, that was laugh-out-loud funny! As noted, every male here risks the wrath of the Superior Sex for this, but it was worth it to blow off a little steam after a long week! Okay, Mistresses and Goddesses, this male is kneeling and awaiting retribution for enjoying this joke, even though it was hilarious...
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:54 PM
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So True Socks! I've had that hanging in my lab until HR "asked" me to take it down.
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Old 04-22-2012, 03:25 AM
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Damn those human resources departments!

Damn them to Hell!!
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Not sure if*all* of our Dominant Women will find *all* of this funny, but as one who deals with such documents regularly I found it hilarious!

My wife cracked up at it. Of course, she is telling my teenage son that "girls suck", we have had involvement with drama queens not named L1ndsay Loh4n.
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Einstein, Newton, and Pascal were hanging out one afternoon.

Einstein is bored so he suggests "Let's play hide and seek, I'll be it!"

The others agree, so Einstein begins counting "1... 2... 3... "

Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide.

But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid-sized square.

He finishes and steps into the square just before Einstein shouts "Ready or not, here I come!"

Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him.

He says "I found you, Newton!"

Newton replies "No, you found one Newton per square meter -- you found Pascal!"
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