New Member Introduction

[LadyC]

LOL, despite the fact that the esteemed captyve thinks I'm quite snotty? Oh hand me an onion, I need to shed a tear that he doesn't like me...

Honestly, should our paths ever cross or you're anywhere near where I am, give me a shout, I owe you a cup of :coffee:

[ste138]

I don't know where he gets that. My impression is that you're just about as down to earth and friendly as anyone on Max's board.
I'd take the coffee, but you don't owe me anything. And, by the way, except for kidding Madman, I don't say anything on these boards that I don't mean.

[LadyC]

I guess I'm a bit outspoken and he doesn't like the fact that I asked him to back up his claims and he couldn't. And of course I am European so I must be anti-American (well, I guess now anti GW means anti-American for some), and apparently I must be a snotty racist (something DNY claimed in the past and he chimed in) - now lets see, I come from a rather colourful ethnic background, one of my friends (currently sleeping in the guest room) is Goddess Amazon, can't get much blacker than her, my room mate is an Maroccan girl who needed a place to stay, plenty of my friends are Jewish... Yeah, I definitely must be a racist, I don't have anybody from Mars among my friends...

But kidding Madman always is a good idea.

[ste138]

I don't think you and I would have any serious political disagreements, although I try to avoid that subject on Max Fisch because it just seems to lead to flame wars with closed-minded right-wingers. I decided I don't need the aggravation.
By the way, I wonder where Madman is hiding out tonight.

[Mistress Perverta]

Originally Posted by LadyC

I guess I'm a bit outspoken and he doesn't like the fact that I asked him to back up his claims and he couldn't. And of course I am European so I must be anti-American (well, I guess now anti GW means anti-American for some), and apparently I must be a snotty racist (something DNY claimed in the past and he chimed in) - now lets see, I come from a rather colourful ethnic background, one of my friends (currently sleeping in the guest room) is Goddess Amazon, can't get much blacker than her, my room mate is an Maroccan girl who needed a place to stay, plenty of my friends are Jewish... Yeah, I definitely must be a racist, I don't have anybody from Mars among my friends...

But kidding Madman always is a good idea.

WHAT?? No one from Mars? Ah HA! I knew it, you racist Bitch! I KNEW you were a racist! I just knew it. And now you've admitted it.....now ME? I am friend to everyone, escpecially Muslims....that's right, Mistress "friendly to all Muslims" Perverta here. But back to the point: I LOVE Martians. They are welcome to stay with Me any damn time they want. I LOVE Martians. Just the other day we had one over for supper. Then Hubby went to bed early. Then the Martian "did Me." Did you folks know that Martian men have TWO cocks? Yep, they sure do.........................ooooooh, was that great sex! After one cock dies, he just whips out the other one.

Whoooooooopie!

[Mistress Perverta]

Originally Posted by LadyC

Do I need to improve my speed typing?

Ma'am, you are averaging more than TWICE as many posts a day as I am....and you want to INCREASE your typing speed? YIKES!

[madmanrug]

Originally Posted by LadyC

Dang, so no chance to bondage you at one of Ms Chloe's parties

I will try to bring ste138 to Chloe's party this summer like I did with him 2 years ago. :eating:


*hugs*
madman

[madmanrug]

Originally Posted by Mistress Perverta

Welcome to all the new members. You boys are part of "history in the making." Never before in the history of BDSM forums has a site ever grown like this one. Mistress Taylor's Femdom Desire is growing geometrically! Look at the bottom of the first page. This forum has just short of a staggering 4,000 members in LESS that three months of its early existence. NO other forum can boast of such phenomenal growth!

Now go here immediately:

http://www.femdomdesire.com/forums/showthread.php?t=730

Dear Mistress Perverta,

This is a great Forums and I think that I will be here for the long haul .
There are several Mistresses on this board that I've met or soon to be in real life and all are superb ladies. Again I'm going to enjoy my stay in here with you and the other Mistresses .

*hugs*
madman

[madmanrug]

Originally Posted by LadyC

But Goddess Amazon keeps telling me he is a great rug!

:love: And She's a great trampler .

*hugs*
madman

[Mistress Perverta]

Originally Posted by madmanrug

Dear Mistress Perverta,

This is a great Forums and I think that I will be here for the long haul .
There are several Mistresses on this board that I've met or soon to be in real life and all are superb ladies. Again I'm going to enjoy my stay in here with you and the other Mistresses .

*hugs*
madman

Yeah baby! This is THE place to be. Accept no substitutes!

[bill44]

Hello and wow what a great site

[Mistress Perverta]

Originally Posted by bill44

Hello and wow what a great site

Welcome to the forum bill---how did you hear about us?