How to Get Your New Girlfriend to Fart for you

[Stratus]

Any suggestions? lol Cuz im having a hard time even admitting I like it to her and id love nothing mroe then for her to do it to me

[beanguy]

Feed her beans and cabbage?

[Mistress Taylor]

[quote=Stratus]Any suggestions? lol Cuz im having a hard time even admitting I like it to her and id love nothing mroe then for her to do it to m

I would wait until you get to know her better before you talk to her about it.

[hockeysub12]

You are really rolling the dice if you tell her too early. On one hand you could find yourself with your dream girl, on the other hand she might run for the hills. Once the relationship is a little more solid people have a tendancy to want to experiment to fulfill their partners fantasies.

[Zeon]

If you've only been going out a short time it would be wise to tread very carefully. Find out what kind of stuff she is in to. Failing that ask her when she's drunk!

[tweener]

actually i think the idea of asking her when she is drunk is good.

[beanguy]

I would start slower, keep reinforcing how sexy you think her ass is, how good it looks in(and out) of certain clothes. Maybe if she facesits you while drunk it will just happen. That would be a nice way to start the discuxxion.

[Flatuface]

Originally Posted by beanguy

I would start slower, keep reinforcing how sexy you think her ass is, how good it looks in(and out) of certain clothes. Maybe if she facesits you while drunk it will just happen. That would be a nice way to start the discuxxion.

Got that sarcasm in early so now you can relax, sit back and offer some sound, sensible advice?

[elie]

Originally Posted by Flatuface

Got that sarcasm in early so now you can relax, sit back and offer some sound, sensible advice?

Actually if you combine both of beanguys remarks you might have a plan.

[fflover]

have a bet with her saying if u win i will let u fart in my face give it a shot