Favorite Quotes?

[hockeysub12]

"sex is like pizza....even when it is bad....it is pretty damn good"..........i said that once in college and thought it was pretty funny

[humiliation boy]

My new favorite quote is - " I just want small cock".
Mistress Taylor in the microsoft forum.
:bandit:

[simkin]

each tenticle has its own function

Spock

[BlueA86]

"An inch more, I would have been a king. An inch less, I would have been a queen"

[teaszit]

"Maynard, I'd you to shoot your load all over my tits"
- Seka

"Ho-lee-Shiiiitt!"
- Rhonda Jo Petty

"Ooooh-ya, let's make him rub it"

[seth.seven]

Pain is only weakness leaving the body - I don't know who said that though.

[Link]

"Make haste! Roast your liver."

[Sockratease]

"If You Act Like A Dumb Shit, They'll Treat You Like An Equal!"

The Reverend Ivan Stang of The Church of The Subgenius.

[teaszit]

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

"The best way to make a small fortune in the stock market is to start with a large fortune."

[Sockratease]

"You're Mine and Mine Only. End Of Discussion. I Don't Share!"

-Princess Lissa.

[shijim]

Better to be a has been than a never was.

[Mistress Taylor]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Mahatma Gandhi

To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity. Friedrich Nietzsche

In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.Friedrich Nietzsche,

A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied. Irish Proverb

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain