Favorite Quotes?

[in_need]

"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."- Albert Einstein

MUORE UN PAPA SE NE FA' UN' ALTRO (When the Pope Dies, we make another one)

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ Dr. MLK Jr.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

[maze616]

Ah My favorite quote is from the movie "Man on Fire"..... "Creecy's art is death, and he is about to paint his masterpiece". I love that movie, so good and sad......

[salsashark]

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

Mohandas K. Gandhi

[Ash8.1]

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the masses." - Karl Marx

Personally, I abhor communism, and I embrace every aspect of capitalism. But we shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater: some of the things that Marx said were remarkably insightful.

[Wolbem]

"To Know Death Otto,
You First Have To Fuck Life In The...

GALL BLADDER"
Udo Kier

[salsashark]

Another Woody Allen one:

""Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!"

[salsashark]

Give me ambivalence ... or give me something else.

[grifter]

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?


Homer Simpson

[tickletoy]

Time eases all things. Sophocles Oedipus Rex, 1. 1515

[in_need]

Oh and one more:

"A fool with a tool is a dangerous fool"

[humiliation boy]

One of my favorite quotes.

"Here, let me give you one of my cards".
Elwood P. Dowd

[salsashark]

“Everything that has a beginning has an end. Make your peace with that and all will be well.”