Favorite Quotes?

[LadyC]

From the Dylan movie Masked and Anonymous

All of us in some way are trying to kill time. When it's all said and done, time ends up killing us.

[rat1969]

Best jokes ever

Rodney Dangerfield..."My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope"

Woody Allen..."definition of a bisexual is just someone who wants to double his chances for a date on Saturday night"

Woody Allen [and to me the BEST joke of all time]....."when I was a kid I didn't believe in heaven, I had a tough enough time visualizing Kansas"...referring to the movie Wizard of oz..with Dorothy and Toto

[tickletoy]

Some days life is easy, other days an 80 year old woman tries to beat you with a wooden duck. - My Name Is Earl

[salsashark]

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

Emerson - so quotable, yet so unreadable (at least for me)

[tickletoy]

I heard this one from a good friend in the TMF so I thought I would share it with you:

It is the heart afraid of breaking that never seems to dance, it is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance, it is the one afraid of being taken that never seems to give, it is the soul afraid of dying that never seems to live.---The Rose

[Wolbem]

I just titled a clip from painslave

"If He Moves...BURN HIM!"

which is a variation of William Holden's great line

"If anybody moves...KILL'em!"

[goku162002]

The past makes us who we are - jet li in twin warriors.

Its good to look backwards, but it makes difficult to move forwards - Metro comic.

The sparrow never lands where the lion romes - martial arts Master ( Dont know his name ).

Just two i really like.

[rat1969]

Shakespeare?..."oh death where is thy sting"

Mistress Taylor..said something like..."I love it when a slave asks for a bigger dildo....the bigger the better"... while the slave is singing "hit me with your best shot" and Mistress Taylor is singing "the bitch is baaaaack"

[salsashark]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

[Princess Lissa]

"make your memories" mine...

and of course "It's the cheese" and "when it comes to football you don't just cheer for Green Bay, you bleed green and gold" unknown

Kisses, Princess Lissa

[hotfootlvr]

All is well that ends well. I love this quote.

[salsashark]

Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine.
Mario Fernandez: Birthday Quotations


The best things in life aren't things.
Art Buchwald: Birthday Quote