Favorite Quotes?

[Sockratease]

"My Hysterectomy Scar is Bigger than your penis!"

From a conversation at another forum.

[thesmokingbass]

A man's got to know his limitations.

Harry Callahan

another favorite:

Dyin' ain't much of a livin' .

The Outlaw Josey Wales

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Originally Posted by Sockratease

"My Hysterectomy Scar is Bigger than your penis!"

From a conversation at another forum.

I ain't never seen no hysterectomy scar, but I gotta assume it's pretty small if it's used for small penis humiliation.

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Originally Posted by thesmokingbass

A man's got to know his limitations.

Harry Callahan

another favorite:

Dyin' ain't much of a livin' .

The Outlaw Josey Wales

You're gonna look awfully silly with that knife stickin' out of your ass.

The Stranger - High Plains Drifter

[tongueincheek]

a corker from the series that spawned the cult movie whoops apocolypse:

nurse: the president really shouldn't be disturbed sir
devence secratary: well...this one is...

[laundry]

"you kill where you live" - Dick Gregory

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I don't shit where you eat, so why should there be a in your mouth?

Warren Sapp

[JohnT]

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
-Kurt Vonnegut Jr. in "Mother Night"

John T

[salsashark]

"What's the use of a fine house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"
— Thoreau

[Mistress Taylor]

"We must fight against the spirit of unconscious cruelty with which we treat the animals. Animals suffer as much as we do. True humanity does not allow us to impose such sufferings on them. It is our duty to make the whole world recognize it.
Until we extend our circle of compassion to all living things, humanity will not find peace."
--Albert Schweitze

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
-Will Rogers


"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney

[TSCISAGODDESS]

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space.
White men can't jump.

[elie]

Yesterdays history ,tomorrow's a mystery so enjoy the present ,its a gift.