Favorite Quotes?

[Break Me In]

"We're all gonna be just dirt in the ground." - Tom Waits

[Mistress Taylor]

Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.
CAMILE PAGLIA

Pornography is human imagination in tense theatrical action; its violations are a protest against the violations of our freedom by nature.













Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attentio

[elie]

There is no atheist in a foxhole - Traditional

[Break Me In]

Originally Posted by Mistress Taylor

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention

its so true. =[

i dont know who this is by, but ive always loved this quote:
"Stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone."

[subman159]

Gandhi had this sign on the wall in his room at Sevagram,his last home:When you are in the right you can afford to keep your temper,and when you are in the wrong,you cannot afford to lose it.---------Chester Bowles High Heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.Christopher Morley--------------------Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.Ralph Waldo Emerson

[beanguy]

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention

I was going to blame civilization, but the animal world works this way also. At least we are not peacocks, dragging those tails is not great camouflage.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O'Rourke

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain

The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised Him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.
Martin Luther

Martin, you must have been the first Puritan!

[beanguy]

One more:

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
St. Augustine

He lived from 354 until 430AD. Since that time, altar boys have been causing the same problem.

[Sockratease]

When a man ceases to believe in god he does not believe in Nothing, he believes in Everything!
G. K. Chesterton

[Mistress Taylor]

Is there life before death?

Graffotp

[gumbie_goodhead]

Only if you work it right!

I'm an old man and have known a great many troubles - most of which never happened. - Mark Twain

[heartbreaka]

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor damned bastard die for his."
General George Patton

[subman159]

"To find out a woman's faults,praise her to her girlfriends---------Benjamin Franklin