one of my favorite ever quotes came from a british comedian regarding the german language (which i personally love being what should have been my native tongue, but i couldn't stop lau
ng at this one)
"i hate the german language - its like a typewriter chewing tinfoil"
another classic was the director to the one legged tarzan auditionist - "your right leg's fine, we've got nothing against your rightleg at all... trouble is, neither have you"
and from simon munnery: "welcome to the future - its broken" and "a million monkeys were given a million typewriters... its called the internet" :P
its good to be back online