Re: The Anecdote Thread
Here's a short anecdote from my Youth.
I won't go into how it got to this point, because that would be writing a full story, but I was tied to a Girl Friend's bed. I was leaning on a stack of pillows against a headboard with my arms tied to the posts and my feet tied to the footboard.
I was being alternately tickled, teased, and tortured.
She had found a candle and was enjoying herself a lot more than I was enjoying myself (this was spontaneous and "social" with no structure or prearranged anything like in Pro Sessions).
Without Warning, she left the room silently.
I called after her, but there was no respponse.
10 minutes (or so?) later she returns with a sauce pan, stirring something.
She told me she melted some candles and we were going to make a mold.
This sounded a little too scary for me and I said that I did not think that would be a good idea.
She poured a ladle full of wax over my Boy Thing anyhow.
I know I Screamed. Loudly.
Drops of wax dripped from a good height so they cool in the air somewhat before hitting is one thing.
Nobody should Ever ladle Melted Wax on to Anyone! (without Explicit Consent?)
Especially to such a sensitive area!
I had not yet caught my breath and I saw her stirring again.
I started imploring her to stop.
She was just giggling and drew another ladle full of wax.
As she reached to pour it I grabbed her hand and yelled "NO!"
"You Broke myBed!!!" She blurted, indignantly.
I did not notice the chunk of wood tied to my wrist until she said that.
I think I was pretty mad and told her She was lucky that was all I broke.
"What am I going to tell my Father?" was her main concern.
I offered to explain everything to him for her, but she did not seem willing to tell him the truth.
So I freed myself and told her to say whatever she wanted, got dressed and left.
She would not talk to me after that.
Am I the only one here with Fun Anecdotes for this thread?
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