Re: Favorite Quotes?
Best jokes ever
Rodney Dangerfield..."My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope"
Woody Allen..."definition of a bisexual is just someone who wants to double his chances for a date on Saturday night"
Woody Allen [and to me the BEST joke of all time]....."when I was a kid I didn't believe in heaven, I had a tough enough time visualizing Kansas"...referring to the movie Wizard of oz..with Dorothy and Toto
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