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Since Anecdotes are True Stories (albiet short) I thought it might be fun to have a thread here for them.

If it is out of place, feel free to move it to the General Shit forum.

Here is one from This Weekend that could start things off nicely:


I was in my favorite Bakery while I was out.

They make a wide variety of herb breads.

When I arrived it was crowded and the owner was preparing some Bread Dough for baking, and fresh bread was coming out of the oven.

The place smelled of Dill.

Dill is a favorite herb of mine, and so I asked him if the Dough he was making was for more Dill Bread.

He said Yes.

And so, being a sarcastic sort, I pointed to his work and said, in a loud voice:

"That's The Biggest Dill Dough I Have Ever Seen!"

I got a wide variety of reactions.

The looks I got were wonderful! People were amused, embarrassed, outraged, confused, and oblivious all at once!!

I just got a scolding look from the owner. Probably just for appearances sake.

The Dill Bread was Excellent, by the way. And it is as close as I ever hope to get to putting a Dill Dough in my mouth!

Princess Lissa got a great laugh out of it and I could not help but think that people here would approve.